I don't usually arrange sex via text message
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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