You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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