I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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