I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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