Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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