No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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