(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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