What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Watching her eat just hurts me
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Randomize
