Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I think my vagina is haunted
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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