That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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