I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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