either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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