I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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