C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So gin and wine won't be happening again
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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