Me too!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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