Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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