So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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