you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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