rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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