So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
