i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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