Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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