Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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