She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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