guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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