For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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