Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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