Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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