They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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