I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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