She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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