hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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