if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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