At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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