Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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