She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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