By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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