I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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