exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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