Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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