I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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