Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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