Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
