K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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