Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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