My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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