I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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