I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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