how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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