Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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