yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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