I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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