nut hugger
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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