too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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