And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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