She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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